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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
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Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting. .
chunchun
 
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Stay tuned. I could say something brilliant at any moment. .
chunchun
 
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Hey, nice legs. When do they open? .
radon
 
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Can you imagine... using a bed just for sleeping??? ;-) .
Jacob
 
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go put a condom on yo head cuz if u gonna act like a dick u might as well dress like one 2!!!!! .
ciara
 
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Life with men is like a deck of cards.... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards. .
liz
 
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Havin sex is like playin bridge, if u dont have a good partner u better have a good hand. Woody Allen .
stbernardfinest
 
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WHY? 1)Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink n drive? 2)Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? 3)When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment,When a woman talks dirty to a man, its $3.95 per minute. .
~*SamanthaT*~
 
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Fubu Shirt....... 43$ Rocowear Pants....... 63$ Duuu Rag................ 4$ Realizing Your Whtie... Priceless .
~*~*Emily*~*~
 
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Baby did u fart? Cause u blow me away.... .
~*MaDaWgDuGgY*~




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