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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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Today is a gift... Thats why its called the "present"! .
Heyhey
 
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I. I LIKE. I LIKE TO. I LIKE TO TAKE. I LIKE TO TAKE UP. I LIKE TO TAKE UP A. I LIKE TO TAKE UP A LOT. I LIKE TO TAKE UP A LOT OF. I LIKE TO TAKE UP A LOT OF SPACE. .
~J~FER~
 
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What starts with an "F" and ends in "ck"? I know what you are thinking! I bet youre wrong! Most ppl are! Ok you give up? Its...Fire Truck! now what were you thinking? .
Bubbles
 
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She is very nervous her first time. As she lies down, he asks if shes ready. She says yes very reluctantly. Then he goes in. As he goes in deeper she begins to moan a little and then after a few minutes it is over. She lies back and is relieved that it is over but glad she did it. Then the dentist asks, "How was your first time having a tooth pulled?" What where you thinking? .
Bubbles
 
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:( Never frown...Because you never know whos in love with your smile. :) .
The CrAzY Blonde
 
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I know Im beautiful but I still need my makeup. .
hottbabe
 
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My thoughts about you: your so dumb that your IQ is LINT. No hard feelings, right? .
*whit*
 
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love is painful.... busy dreaming about that guy that made a mistake... :( .
depressed....
 
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i like my guys like i like my coffee... hot and creamy!!! .
JocoIvey (IM me!!!)
 
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A heart is not a play thing A heart is not a toy But if you want it broken Just give it to a boy .
Leena




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