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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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Dont follow in my footsteps....I walk into walls! .
!~*bEaN*~!
 
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A man walked into a gas station needing to go to the bathroom however all the mens bathrooms were taking so the manager said that he could use the womens room but not to push any buttons. He goes in the and starts pushing buttons, wakes up in the hospital with the nurse standing beside him, he then asks.. "What does ATR mean?" She smiles and replies Automatic Tampon Remover .
Crystal
 
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Anger is one letter away from danger. -Eleanor Roosevelt .
~yellowmonkey4444~
 
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roses are red apples are sour ill open my legs and give you an hour! .
Avon
 
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u buy a baseball and its worth 3 bucks. then u hit it into the stands @ a san francisco game and its worth a million .
hensley
 
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if i could grant you one wish, i wish you could see the way you kiss!! .
lovebug
 
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when u were born, u were crying and every1 around u was smiling. life ur life so when u die, u r smiling and every1 around u is crying .
hensley
 
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thru all the drama.you still gotta [smile]-becauz life will get better..it mite be stormi but it [cant rain forever]..* .
Mishca
 
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Worry does not empty today of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength .
*~*~.::.Angie.::.~*~*
 
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How are you reading this, %n? I thought I blocked you! .
~*kiki*~




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