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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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/*/ no one ever dies a virgin cuz life SCREWS us all! \*\ .
iloveu
 
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YOU pissed me off, you made me mad, you made me cry, you made me sad, u lied to me, you made me hurt, you made me see that your a JERK!* .
~saweety~
 
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You got the machine you know the routine! .
~SoNyA~
 
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"god gave man both a penis and a brain...but only enoughy blood supply to use one at a time" .
caitlin
 
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life is a box of condom no matter which one you pick out... your gonna get screwed~~~~!!! .
*~!AnGeLa!~*
 
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GuYS are LiKE ToiLETS EiTHer OcCuPIEd or FuLl Of SHit .
~~~Taylor~~~
 
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SEX IS LIKE PRINGLES ONCE U POP U CANT STOP~ .
***angie***
 
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Party hardy, Rock n Roll. Grab a beer, Smoke a bowl. Sex is fine, So is wine. Favorite position - 69! .
Nate
 
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What did one saggin boob say to tha other??.. think about it... If we dont get some support soon people are gonna think were nuts.!!! :-) .
heather
 
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Riddle: George Bush has a little one, Germans usually have big ones, and priests dont use theirs. What is it? ************************************** Answer: A last name, u pervert. .
~!*JeSsIcA*!~




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