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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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Life is like a hotdog, all the good stuff goes into the pork chop or the ham, the hot dog gets the snouts, feet, testicles, intestines, etc.... kind of puts a new perspective on the world huh? .
Stephanie
 
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Holy crap its my birthday!!! Please send all your gifts to 1501 Madison Drive. I also accept checks and money orders, but sorry, no CODs. Offer ends 6/30/02, send today! *CT residents add 5% sales tax .
Stephanie
 
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Platonic relationship = one person in denial + one greatly disillusioned .
Steph
 
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$20 for parking, $30 for admission to the club, $5 for a bottle of water, the look on your face when I turn you down.....PRICELESS .
Steph
 
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I am currently On the rooftop watching a psycological prostitute have crazy wild anal sex with a money..try and catch me later .
Konnie
 
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Im gettin *Un DrEsSeD* ;-) n MaKiNG My TeEtH LoOk Bueatiful! :-D yes thats right baby im brushing them teeth!..sumthin u outta think bout doin sometime..well if u would like to talk to me ur just gunna have to wait cause i gotta mouth full over here .. haha dont go nowhere!~ ill be right back~! .
Jackie (AnimalLuva720)
 
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GOD made ADAM and EVE not ADAM and STEVE well 4 all those gay im users think about that and leave me a message! .
Mallory
 
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Try to figure that out while I am away .
Sam
 
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I hear in heaven they have no beer Thats why I keep drinking it while Im down here. .
Plant
 
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Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit. .
Sara




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