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  Away Messages
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u dont have 2 b faster than the bear u just have 2 b faster than the slowest guy running from the bear .
Moleman
 
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I am not here right now me and boyfriend are 2 busy trying to figure out which way to brush my teeth up & down or side 2 side when we do I will get back to you .
Ashley Hardy
 
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"Some guys have females, I just have emails" .
Bob
 
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Tight Pants Glossy Lips tank top shirts and mini skirts when u c me and my gurlz there is no doubt we r just true flirts! .
Cassie
 
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~*Sweet Lil Hunni Cute As Can B Not Even Ja Rule Can Put It On Me, got The Ass That No Guy Can Pass Up Not Even Juvenile Can Back Dis Ass Up, Cutest Gurl u Ever Did See Maken Master P Go Oohhwwee, Hottest Lil Chicka ull Eva Meet Not Even Nelly Can Ride Wit Me*~ .
Mrs Mathers
 
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~*Sweet Lil Hunni Cute As Can B Not Even Ja Rule Can Put It On Me, got The Ass That No Guy Can Pass Up Not Even Juvenile Can Back Dis Ass Up, Cutest Gurl u Ever Did See Maken Master P Go Oohhwwee, Hottest Lil Chicka ull Eva Meet Not Even Nelly Can Ride Wit Me*~ .
Mrs Mathers
 
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Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry...well thats what im doing right now! .
¤missie¤ (dontthinkimblond)
 
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sex and drugs rock and rave lets get smashed and misbehave on speed and weed and little es lets get fucked and talk to trees lifes a bitch and then u die so fuck the world lets get high!!!!!!!!!!! .
Angela
 
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the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.....pervert! .
Don
 
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I like bananas better than men because the are long, tasty, juicy, and u can cut them to any size.! .
Johanna




 
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