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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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Im either moved or murdered by the CIA...look around they prolly stuffed me somewhere .
evesocr15
 
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Jenny found a penny and stuck it in Lenny. bbl .
Evesocr15
 
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hey, sorry Im busy doing laundry right now, by the way has anyone seen my thong? Not the green one, but the lime one with sparkles?? .
StoutBlueDevils7
 
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hey-sorry im busy baking cookies for santa claus. he deserves it because i know he is getting me the presents i want.lol. i am giving rudolph a present. it will be a tissue- because i figured that since his nose is always red, he must have a cold. and a very bad one at that! hehe.but i am for real making santa cookies. so try not to interrupt my baking. i g2g. so hit me back layta! luv ya! and merry christmas! love~moana .
Moana
 
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You have reached Heaven and God is bust right now...leave a message .
pixyduzt430jn
 
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hey out screwing ur boyfriend...hahaha..sux 4 you .
kristin
 
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Hey! I am away from the computa right now but if u scream as loud as you can in your moniter i might hear you if i dont. go buy some shampoo and join me in the Tub! (Rubber Ducky, Ur the one, U make bathtime so much fun, Rubber Ducky!) .
LuvaGurl3931 (I/m me!!)
 
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes. See ya when i get back............. .
Russell
 
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Sorry i am away at the moment, but here are my answers to yesterdays messages in order according to their arrival: Yes. Pork Chops. At seven. Creamed asparagus. Thank you. .
Nifty6Fifty
 
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The truth about AP Physics homework: level one problems : can be done by some students some of the time level two problems: can be done by Mr. Wert some of the time level three problems: can be done by God* some of the time *God is defined as the author of the text book. ***If %n shall try to violate this law of physics, %n s gravity will be defied at %d %t .****** .
Steph




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