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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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"i say no to drugs but they dont listen" .
lilfreak571
 
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did you know when a gerl talks dirty to a guy itz called sexual harrassment? but when a a gerl talks dirty to a gerl itz $3.29 a hour! so guess where i am?? OUT GETTIGN MY $MONEY$!! .
~Ashlee~
 
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Im out looking for Mr. Right right now, cuz all Ive found is Mr. Rude, Mr. He-Thinks-He-Looks-Better-Than-Me, and Mr. Gives-A-New-Meaning-To-PIG! .
~*Lacy*~
 
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Oops there goes mah shirt up over mah head o my.. Oops there goes my skirt droppin to mah feet o mah feet o my <~~~Changing* .
Melissa
 
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when we drink, we get drunk. when we get drunk we fall asleep. when we fall asleep we commit no sin. when we commit no sin, we go to heaven. sooooo, lets all get drunk and go to heaven.!! .
RYAN!!!
 
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Lifes like a dick....... when it gets hard fuck it!!! .
Ryan
 
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Someday you will be telling your grandchildren, "Wow, I remember that weird girl who always had on the away messages. What a bitch." Ahhh well better to be hated and remembered than not to be remembered at all. .
buffyx
 
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i like his style.. i like his class.. but most of all.. i like his ass! .
PiNk m0NkEYS fLY
 
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soccer is a pussy sport... thats why i play curling! .
Little johny
 
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If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be? For those of you who didnt say a boat, i dont think ill be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message. .
Brett




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