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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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"Mirrors dont talk & Luckly for you they dont laugh":-D .
Dawn
 
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IMA A LIL BUSY AS U CAN SEE, SO U CAN RECORD ME ON TAPE TO MAKE A PORN OR U CAN JUSS DROP A MESSAGE. /` `.__ \_ _., `-._ _.--. _`_ ) | / _ \ / `/ /---./ / \ \--.___ \__./ /--.. /``-\ -.___` - `--` `--` \/ .
CARLO
 
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I just got a giraffe. I named him Spotneck, you know, after the Russian satellite. .
Ceeee
 
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If water was Vodka Id be a duck, Id swim in my bathtubb and never come up. But waters not Vodka and Im not a duck so leave me alone and shut the f*ck up! .
PunkRockChicky96
 
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Elvis has left the building and is not coming back until the fat lady sings...I might have to sing then. .
Britt
 
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hey i lost ma heart n went to look 4 it, if u find it b4 i do, pleaze dont break it! thanx buh bye .
Jamie
 
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Sometimes . . . When you cry, no one sees your tears. Sometimes . . . When you are in pain, no one sees your hurt. Sometimes . . . When you are worried, no one sees your stress. Sometimes . . . When you are happy, no one sees your smile. But just fart one time! .
Lisa
 
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Did you ever notice that a heart is just 2 upside down teardrops? .
Katie
 
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Ive been taken hostage by Canadian seperatists. Ill be back as soon as my ransom is payed. By the way... If you happen to have $1.2 million to spare I could realy use it. Thanks. .
Marc Reinecker
 
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like a tampon says, see you next period! .
courtney and liz




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