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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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I went to Heaven, be back in a sec. .
~Melissa~
 
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The Angel is busy at the moment. So try again later. .
~Melissa~
 
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Why do you want to talk to me? Oh ya, i forgot, Im an Angel! .
~Melissa~
 
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Im off driving in my car. So many pedestrians...so little time. .
Goober
 
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Riddle Everybody: Try to solve this one: When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, youll die? .
Annie
 
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i have died . . . see you at my funeral. MWAHAHAHA! .
lauren
 
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If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None, icecream dont have bones!!! .
Dawnie
 
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After years of near constant meditation, I have asended to the enlightened state of Nirvana, and Im too scared to come down. Please send help. .
Nathan Jeter
 
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Hay %n Im out weightlifting. 12 ounces at a time.;) .
Beer Run
 
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Remember the time i told you that you were cool? I lied. .
Jamie




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