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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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Hello--you have reached the instant messaging service for %n, please wait as your message will be answered in the order in which it was received. Your message number is 9,393. Please hold, for your message is very important to me. .
myles
 
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If water was vodka and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up... but water aint vodka and i aint a duck... so pass me the bottle & shut the fuck up!!! .
@my
 
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I am away eating lunch, or I have just beaten the monkey who awnsers my ims to death. Either way i will talk to you in a bit. .
@my
 
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this straight jaket is suprisingly comfortable, but unfortunatly i cant reach my keyboard until they unstrap me........ i really like the padded rooms tho, they are very fun until about the third day of isolation then you get bored....... thats when you start thinking... was i ever really sane???:-\:-\ .
@my
 
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Hey...I am far far away tryin to get away from the heat...Im prolly in Alaska....yeaaahhh cold cold cold Alaska chillin w/ some Eskimos and penguins thats the shit right there...Ill be back when I feel like it...Leave a message or call...Im sure my phone can get calls in Alaska.... .
Ämy
 
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Im not here right now, if youd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone! .
kacey
 
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Man I really wish I was here to talk to ya......but Im not DAMN IT!!! that just pisss me off what about you? acually I dont really care! so get over it! cry me a river...and while you are at it cry me a ocean and build a bridge over it...hehe. .
Andrea
 
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Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Three men in a tub! Wait, This isnt South Rehobeth. Im in the shower! .
Andrew Jones
 
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Some people say condoms get in the way. But many others say they have better sex with condoms. No kidding! Condoms can increase the fun as they reduce fears about pregnancy and sexually transmitted infection. Practice helps. And so does putting on condoms together, as part of foreplay. Dont wait until the heat of passion. Talk about it. A relaxed mood can make sex more fun. ;-) .
Abby
 
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Im on a booze cruise but Im not going anywhere and there is no boat .
Jiggy




 
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