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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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hey peeps.. who have no life... and are talkin to me... honey get ur dick outa my ass.... but ya so its l8 ona saturday and... its not lubed up yet....ok im sorry well i was tellin u that if u are at home on %d then u obviously have no... honey not infront of the kids...life im so sorry for this but ya i better go get my boyfriends dick outa my ass cause its hurtin a lil bit so ya leave me a mess... fuck that really hurt..age and ill get back to ya when im not in pain l8r .
christie
 
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um, well im not here right now, but if youre a gurlie then leave youre name, number, bra size and panty size and if you would like to watch dirty lesbo porn then have a wild night of "fun" with the tekster. if you find this offensive then fuck off, cuz its jsut humor. if youre a guy then jsut leave a message and ill try and get back to ya. .
sean lyle
 
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Steam is rolling out the door, not too much unlike the cheezy fog effects in the old horror movies. But, an old horror movie is not being filmed... no... it is much, much worse... Im in the shower! .
Devinitas
 
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its potty time! ... brb .
shortround
 
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This just in...your favorite band sucks!! .
Amy
 
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I am not currently available right now, however if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent please press the number that best fits ur personality: If you are obsessive compulsive plz press 1 repeatedly If you are codependant plz ask someone to press 2. If u have mutli personalities please press 3 4 and 5 if you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the voices in your head, they will tell you which numbers to push.... .
*~Ashers~*
 
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Well, since i have left and u have nothing 2 do u now iz the time 4 me 2 tell u the dorkiest loser of the month... Drumroll please... this persons sn is %n please im them and c how dorky and loserish they r 4 your self!! This person iz sooooooo funny!! They even look funny!! Well i hope u liked this wonderful away message and remember 2 im the dorkiest loser 4 a wonderful time!! .
Candice
 
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Yo, theres this person I know, I think their name is %n, and all they do is ANNOY me with constant IMs!! I swear, if they IM me one more time, Im gonna SCREAM!!!! .
Trysha
 
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Im off in dreamland, where %n is in my bed; its %t on %d, and were doing naughty, naughty things...join me or leave a message... .
Trysha
 
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This is (your name)s computer. He/she isnt here. Good thing...cuz he/she sure as HELL doesnt wanna talk to you, %n! .
Trysha




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