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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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When an Officer asks, "hey there, your eyes look really red, Have you been drinking?. You shouldnt respond with "Hey officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?" .
Caroline
 
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WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING?? .
Caroline
 
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Why do we park on a driveway but drive on a parkway? .
Caroline
 
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Im going to relese the brown hostages will be back .
mike
 
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If you want 2 mess wit me then you will have 2 deal wit my bf and u will get beaten up like hell. .
Melissa
 
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics even if you win youre still retarded .
Tank
 
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imbusytryingtofindthespacebar p.s. I dont need u to tell me where it is!!! .
Aubrey
 
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*Blasting my music to see if I can wake the neighbors up, if I dont come back soon, they probably called the cops on me* .
Jen
 
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1:PaRtY hArD, 2:rOcK ~n~ RoLl 3:WeRe ThE cLaSs 4:U cAnT cOnTrOl 5:CrAzY pArTiEs 6:A pErFeCt 10 7:SeXy LaDiEs 8:HoT mEn 9:WeRe ThE 10:cLaSs Of 11:2010!!! .
2010 betta reconize!
 
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friends are like quiet angels who lift you up when youve forgotten how to fly .
*LaUrEn*




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