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A black man was talking to a white man and he said, "I am black, when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black when im sick im black, when im in the sun im black, when im cold im black, and when i die ill still be black. YOu are white, when you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you r in the sun you are red, when youre cold oure blue, and when you die youll be purple....Yet you have the nerve of callling me coulered?"
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NIkKi KeRR |
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i am on the tolit pretending to be a fighter poilet droping bombs into the ocean
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t-rog |
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I sweet
petite
about five feet
and the hottest burnette youll ever meet so leave a message
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Soccerfred 5 |
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here i sit all broken harted, tried to shit but only farted
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rob |
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True friends are like chinese takeout, they are dependable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away!
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Tricia |
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NEWS ALERT: I am soo smart i just sold my mind on ebay! ist thta grat?
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melissa~ |
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hOw R mIcHaEl jAcKsOn aNd a PlAsTiC bAg aLiKe!?
tHeRe bOtH hArMfUl tO cHiLdReN! LoL
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~!*Ashley~!* |
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I ThInK........ ThErE FoR Im SiNgLe!!!!!!
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lilblkdevil666 |
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~Dont forget to stop and smell the roses, but beware of the bees.~
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Ashley |
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Life wouldnt suck so much if you were dead
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Chicken Little |
