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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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*.::.* YoU LeArN tO ((l o v e)) nOt By FiNdInG tHe ((PeRfEcT)) PeRsOn, *BUT* bY sEeInG aN ((i M p E r F E c T)) pErSoN ((p E r F e C t L y))*.::.* .
.+*MiChEllE*+.(BLuEyEz221188)
 
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Sorry to say this but UHHH...I have a disease. Its called SSES...Sudden Shut Eye Syndrome.!!:-(!! .
Ashlee
 
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a smell something smelly that smells very funny, and i think that that smelly funny smell is the spell of money .
spacerocker
 
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? .
ashley
 
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Ill be back before you can pronounce actillimandataquerin altosapaoyabayadoondiba .
Sven Diamond
 
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Sometimes you have to sacrifice LOVE, just to save a FRIENDSHIP. .
jessica
 
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the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.....pervert! .
Summer
 
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u can pick your friends, u can pick your nose, but u cant pick your friends nose.... unless they are asleep .
iceman
 
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What do you say wen a river over flows???.....DAMNIT!!! .
Chelc6T9
 
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DONT YOU HATE THOSE AWAY MESSAGES THAT DONT TELL YOU WHERE THE PERSON IS? .
andrew




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