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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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Hope your life is like toilet paper... long and useful! .
Kelsey
 
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a tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot said the two to the tutor," is it tougher to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot? .
Kristen
 
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i Am WhO i aM` ORiqiNAL n WiLd` iM aN iNdEPEndENt WOmEN lYkE dESTiNy`S ChiLd` pREtTy brown hair`N dA biG brownEyEs` dAng i EvEN gOT jA rULe mEsMORiZed` hOtt As FIRe` SwEet aS SugAR n ` nOt EvEn L L cOOL j cAN qiVE mE pARAdiSe` oUtqOiN` gLAmOROuS` fUNNy N StRONq` aNd lYkE miSsY i cAn qEt mA fREAk On` iM sWEeT n sEXi eVEn oNa rAiNy dAy` jUSt lYkE ChRisTiNa bEAutiFUL iN EVErY siNqLe wAy .
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Life is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. .
Lance Terrell
 
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Almost all you guys talk big just to make up for smaller things! .
*^*Butler*^*
 
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Aghaaa aghaaa..tighter tighter now this way ughhhahaa now go the oaather waay...these damn shoe laces .
Xtremeskaterbaby
 
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Hot Pink Thong, Glossy Lips Tight Ass Jeans n Curvy Hips Hold ur Breath, Pinch ur Wrist Yes she really does exist...her name..............**name of gal** .
Matt
 
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Did u kno that a pigs orgasm last for 30 mins?? :P lucky pig! .
gangstahottie45
 
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Hey gang, time is never wasted when you spend it wasted .
Riley
 
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"But all I am is a good little Catholic girl....who uses the bible to keep the bed from rockin" .
Mudslide




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