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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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Leave it to you, %n, to IM me when Im NOT here. Good job. Youre one of those people that answers your pager an hour after the beep goes through, or always went to dinner twenty minutes after your mom called you, or wet the bed, or somethin like that, arent you? .
Trysha
 
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Hey, %n, whats up?? I...hold on theres a knock at the door...OH NO!! HIDE ME!! Theyre here with the handcuffs...I thought I could hide out safe here! It was you, %n, wasnt it...you told them Im here...you just wait...when I get out...theyre grabbing my arms...gotta go .
Trysha
 
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hello you have reached {your name}s comp, to tell me "wuuuuzzzzuppp" press 1, to tell me im cute press 2, to ask me out press 3 .
wenz
 
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ok i am going to attempt to drown myself u can try this at home u can be just like meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .
james h
 
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hey hey!!! yea u %n guess why ur moms not home right now cuz shes here giving suckin my dick .
james
 
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all of you fags who leave messages here need to shut the hell up cuz you all suck ass .
youallsuck
 
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oh no! ::windows error message pops up:: you have just been attacked by a black world parasite! If one attacks you or someone you know or love, there is no chance of recovery from these deadly breed of insects. If you are struck by one, leave a message for me or blame some old perv named Giuseppe Meyart. At the sound of gagging and supernatural energy leaving your body leave a message now. ::gagging sounds, and supernatural energy:: .
CJ
 
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Like a Fat girl in a dodgeball game.....im out! .
Kate
 
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Hi, Im here, but Im avoiding someone I dont like... if you IMed me, and I didnt respond, its you! .
justin
 
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I am currently being question by the US government about my knowledge of their plan to invade Greenland. After I have my memory erased, I will get back to you. .
justin




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