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~may your life be like toilet paper, long and useful...~
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amanda |
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ill mention you in my speech when im *famous*
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mMmKaYy |
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if you want some one to stop talking, block them
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personwithaname |
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boys are like slinkies, basically useless but fun to watch fall down stairs.
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Rene` |
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boys say its gr8, boys say its fine, nine months l8r they say it aint mine
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mizzy sweeti |
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Im off humping a super model!!! Be back in about 5 min.
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Jake Horny |
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SAY THIS SLOWLY: Jesus I Love You and Need You!! Repost this within 5 minutes and a miracle will happen tonight P.S. do not ignore God works in mysterious ways .
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rayray |
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plz squeeze me, and dont be gentle!!!
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DanY |
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omg sumthing just happened...........u died lol
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AnToNiA |
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ok, so im in bed getting some zzzzs and im gonna look hot in the morning and your still up getting bags under your eyes? Suit yourself, but ill look better for megan-Knows-who in the morning.
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Sara |
