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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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If I ate a banana you would call me a monkey. If i ate you would call me a whale. If I ate you then everyone would turn pale- Hannibal The Cannibal! .
Hank the Janitor
 
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THIS WEB PAGE IS PRITTY GOOD .
Bob
 
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a life? cool! where can i download one of em? .
HayleyPower
 
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Being big might not be so bad! You get to stay up late! You get to watch R-Rated movies! Yuo can eat as much candy as you want! And you can hit stuff with sticks! .
HayleyPower
 
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ABCDEFG gummie bears are chasing me! One is red and one is blue, one is yellow and it has my SHOE! Hey those are expensive u stupid little bear! Well Im trying to get my EXPENSIVE shoe back so leave a message and i will ttyl when i get my EXPENSIVE shoe back! Buh bye! .
HayleyPower
 
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My cat ate my away message .
AMber
 
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Hey I am away right now...Actually Im RIGHT HERE...im just buzy...Why do they call these"away messages" if u dont Have to be away & just buzie?...well Im BUZIE so ill brb .
BrownieMaka
 
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%n, im not here...im sumwhere out there in that world of unknown! if its that important that you talk 2 me len cum find me! if not leave a message aftr the beep!..............................Beep .
becky
 
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hi, im sorry im not here right now to take your message. If you would like to leave a message please press 2, then 4, then 345, then type .z-Ƣ, bark like a dog, spin in a circle and say, please with cherries on top, then waaaiiit for the beep! .
Meghan
 
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hey im not there right now, I am in afganistan riding a camel trying to find bin ladin. If you want tohelp me, here is a description: Tall bearded man with a turban in the shape of a penis. Wearing a long robe to help cover his pubes. if you see this man ANYWHERE call me ASAP I need to ask him where he got that turban from thats stylish right there .
Lizzie




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