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  Away Messages
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hitting a sack of potatoes .
Colton VanAssche
 
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DO I noE wHO u R ,r DUe I noT cUz IF i NOe WHO u R i WOulD chAT wiTH you bUT iF I dont I wOULD stIL cHaT With U r wOUld I?..TInK bouT It..sO mAyBe ILL cHaT wIth u wEn I come Bck R mAYbE I woNt... .
neddieluvhayden
 
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Which Is More Idiotic? Thinking That I Actually Loved You or Knowing That You Never Did? .
*~thatonegirl~*
 
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good questions: if t.v.s are so bad for you then why is there one in every hospital room? since history never stops when does the future begin? how come something sent in a car is called a shipment but when something is sent in a ship its called cargo? .
jessi
 
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Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway, and why is it left to right instead of right to left, and up and down instead of down and up and ladies and gentlemen instead of gentlemen and ladies, and i cant think of any more right now. .
Heather
 
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Why is it when you want to say somethin and then you forget and you cant remember it, well im off tryin to remember what i was goin to say. .
Heather
 
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how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood? You tell me. .
Heather
 
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When you tell a girl she is hot, you are looking at her body, when you tell a girl she is pretty, you are looking at her face, and when you tell a girl she is beautiful, you are looking at her heart. .
cali girl
 
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Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics even if you win youre still retarded .
cali girl
 
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Wanna buy my soul?,ok if you do pease go to... www.ebay.com, oh yeh and its free to. .
Ebay!




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