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  Away Messages
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol .
Laura
 
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The perfect man is like a dog. You can train him, pet him, and hell be your best friend. He also bited real hard and likes to hump!!! .
Sa
 
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This away message is currently *UNDER CONSTRUCTION* .
Anna
 
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Love is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man sticks his inspiration into a girls combination, to increase the population of a younger generaration. Do you get my conversation, or do you need a demonstration? .
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Four important words in life: CHEAT, LIE, STEAL, FUCK If you CHEAT, cheat death. If you LIE, lie about your age. If you STEAL, steal someones heart and if you FUCK, you can come fuck with me!!! .
Brittany
 
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When life hands you lemons, stick em down your shirt and make your boobs look bigger. .
CaRoLyN
 
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I go from 0 to bitch in 3.5 seconds .
Jamie my s/n is (hottie4mymandan)
 
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The word "fuck" is actually an acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to... well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase "Fornicate Under Command of the King" passed into everyday language. .
ohbiteme17
 
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freinds can be lover but lovers can not be freinds. .
harvinder
 
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my docter asked why i had a dent in my head, i answered "someone told me to use my head"... .
jackass




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