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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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BRB, Im trick or treating on the highway dressed as a deer. .
Brittany
 
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Im on a mission, to cure my condition, of the bad intuition, from this weird superstition that Im very very hungry.8-) .
Vachick3
 
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Rock and roll is teh hamburger that ate the world. .
Jax
 
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Im currently enjoying a warm coca cola while watching Bay Watch and masturbating! Come Join me! .
Slappy Jappy Jew Man
 
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If you lived to be a hundred I would want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I would never have to live with out you! .
Julz
 
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my friend pushed ova a sleepin cow THUD! it fell on me OUCH!! BBL .
ME
 
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Mental Backup in progress--Do Not Disturbe! .
T
 
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. .
Samantha
 
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I know something you dont know, would you like to know? I could tell you if you want? You do wanna know? Are you sure? Because once I tell you theres no turning back ya know... youre going to be enlightened and theres gonna be no way around it. You really wanna know though? Alright, since youre so anxious to find out Ill tell you.... Here it is: Im not here right now, Ill brb :) .
Chimeragirl
 
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If you get this question correct then the Angel will speak with you. Imagine you are in a sinking boat, surrounded by sharks, how will you survive? Think about this carefully....tell me your answer and if you are correct, well talk...lolz .
~Melissa~




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