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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
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They say the more you laugh the longer you live. Awwww....poor you. Looks like Ill be here a while. -Laura .
Sucksoapbubbles
 
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im like milk...........i do ur body good! .
paintbllplayaz6
 
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I nEvEr StOpPeD ...:::***LoViNg YoU***:::... * . * . * I jUsT sToPpEd ...:::***LeTtInG iT sHoW***:::... .
santaz babii
 
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I didnt know running into the wall would hurt as much as it did. But here I am, laying in a pile of my own blood in a coma, hoping that my faithful penguin sends for help. Last time this happened the penguin just called me a pussy, took my shoes, and went to see "The Mask." To this day I still dont know if he liked it, and whenever I ask he just calls me a slut and throws ice cubes at me. .
Sucksoapbubbles
 
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"If at first you dont succeed, try again. Then quit. Theres no use being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields .
Sucksoapbubbles
 
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"Life is what happens to you when youre busy making other plans." -John Lennon "Beautiful Boy" .
Sucksoapbubbles
 
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tell your mom to stop changing lipsticks..... because my dick is starting to look like the rainbow! .
anthony
 
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who would want to date a fish? .
~*Andrea*~
 
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Mental anxiety...mental breakdowns...menstrual cramps...menopause....Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN! .
~*Holly Fox*~
 
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I*m in the shower right now. Admission is $5, but you can get in for free. .
~Marci~




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