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  Away Messages
Note : Away messages are updated every week.
Total no. of away messages :
1770
 
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Im out in the woods hiding a dead body, ill be back when the person is in a good hiding place. =) .
Chicken
 
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Im out right now running in the streets mooning cars and vandalising stop signs ill be BE BACK AFTER THE COP gets me and brings me home. .
Chicken
 
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I am really here....probably sitting right in front of the comp right this minute....as you read this.....but see, I just wanted to have an away message, for the hell of it...no reason....just cause thats what crackheads do....we do shit that makes people wish they were us...or wish we would get therapy...one or the other... .
Jessi Lee
 
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AHHHHHHH!!! OMG!!! You scared the shit out of me!!! Leave a message and maybe Ill get back to you when I forgive you for scaring the shit out of me. Whoops did I say that??? .
Jessi Lee
 
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Its %t DO YOU KNOW WHERE I AM? no? really? Too bad. I was hoping you could tell me! Ill brb .
Jessi Lee
 
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im not here so you will have to leave a message after the beep...no beep ya say??? Well i guess ya cant leave a message....DAMN!!! .
Jessi Lee
 
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Im away right now, searching for my mind. I was told it was lost. .
Jessi Lee
 
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Mmmm. Im running my soft little hands over my sexy, sweet, gentle body, under warm water with a bar of soap. That feels nice... Oh, God Im dirty!! Good thing Im taking a shower then. ;-) .
Jessi Lee
 
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Hey! Well as you can see im not here right now! Im in a hot,steamy shower..thinking about you, unless your some girl then i wont be, cuz thats just nasty!! But ill be back later! ~*LOvE Ya~* Later .
Jessi Lee
 
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Hi im in the shower right now w/ hot soapy water running down my naked wet body, please dont get too aroused, be back in a few .
Jessi Lee




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