Question : Answers

Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! ?

Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits! ?

Q : What did the frog order at McDonalds?
A : French flies and a diet Croak ?

Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy ?

Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg ?

Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.

Q : What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work ?

Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side ?

Q : Why do cows wear bells?
A : Because their horns dont work

Q : Why do hens lay eggs?
A : If they dropped them, theyd break

Q : Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog. How long have you been acting this way?
A : Since I was a puppy! .

--valladurai