Gay

 

  A man walks into a bar looking deeply depressed. After his fourth shot, the bartender said, 'Man you really look like your having a rough day.' The man replied, 'Yeah, today I found out my oldest son is gay.' The bartender said, 'Man that sucks.' The next daythe guy returned to the bar looking even more depressed and ordered several shots. The bartender said,'Man you look like you're having a terrible day, what seems to be the problem today?' The man replied, 'Today I found out my youngest son is gay.' The bartender said, 'Damn, doesn't anyone in your family like women?' The man said, 'Yeah my wife.'