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The Bells

A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse.

Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on.

Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down the pole.

Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!"

"So," he continues, "From now on, were going to run this house the same way.

When I say Bell #1, I want you to strip naked.

When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed, and

when I say Bell #3, were going to make love all night!" The wife is agreeable with this arrangement.

The next night, he came home from work and yelled:

"Bell #1!" The wife took off all her clothes.

"Bell #2!".....The wife jumped into bed.

"Bell #3!"..... They began passionate loving... After two minutes,

the wife yelled, "Bell #4!".....

The husband asked "What the hell is Bell #4?"

"MORE HOSE!" she replied, "YOURE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"

 

 

--Robert Moore 

 

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