lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian
McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed.
He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it
with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too
shy to say anything.
About 15 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and then once more
opened his fly, grabbed his penis and wiped it off. The lady
could not believe it, and being to shy to mention it, she
thought to herself, "If he does that again, I'm definitely
going to mention it."
Well, guess what? About 10 minutes later, Ian sneezed again
and proceeded as before. She turned to Ian and said, "That
is disgusting! Must you do that in front of me?" Ian
apologized and explained that it was a medical condition,
"Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm," he explained.
"Really, what do you take for that?" she asked.
Ian replied, "Pepper."