was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were
sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman
said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married
for 50 years."
she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting
here at this breakfast table together."
the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked
as jaybirds fifty years ago."
Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?"
the two stripped down to the buff and sat down at the table.
know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly,
"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty
wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in
your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"