when ur dick is inside some stupid little fukin hood rat, she aint gonna give a shit that ur cock is bent ay. she may even like the fukin thing cos it will prolly hit some orgasmic spot that she has never found b4 and then u will be the pussy king. much like my self dude. hell my cock looks like a fukin boomerange, but its not flat
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boris
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6/26/2006 9:15:09 AM
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no girls well want a lop sided dick so i say your screwed :) but good luck!!
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dr. none
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1/2/2005 10:32:43 AM
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Kick you ass and then enjoyyyyyyy or ask a girl to hold it for a full day then see the best results !!!!!
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sagi
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4/1/2002 2:25:15 AM
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whatever you do don't show it to a girl
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fred
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4/28/2004 9:37:19 AM
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Start jerking off with the other hand.
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JennyTull
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5/13/2004 8:08:35 PM
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straighten it out with a hammer
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fred
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5/5/2004 10:12:39 AM
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Start jerking off with the other hand.
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JennyTull
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5/13/2004 8:09:20 PM
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U should consult some sex pyschian. He will probably ask few questions about your sexual history and guide u for some blood test. Do consult your doctor. One more thing, try not to think that u r impotent. Just think of yourself as normal man.
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Junaid
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12/13/2002 7:09:39 AM
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CHOP IT OFF AND FEED IT TO THE NEARIST HOBO U CAN FIND AND THEN KICK HIM IN THE BALLS that oughta help a little........=þ
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TacoLovinMonkey
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1/2/2003 12:55:15 AM
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dude its normal some guys are like that dont worry..
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ash
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5/25/2006 4:52:49 AM
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Bent dicks r the best coz the chicks gspot needs a slightly bent dick 2 hit it properlly
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Emma
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5/28/2007 12:55:14 AM
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