tale of two princes (Warped)
long long time ago in a far of land, there lived a prince
and then there lived another prince(surprise surprise).
The two princes got into a debate,the prize for which was
the beautiful princess, on what was worse- a warped sense
of hearing or a warped sense of mind. Of course in the heat
of the disscussion they failed to see the DRAGON! , Who ate
the two princes Tandoori style and had the SWEET princess
as an after dinner mint.
Present day scenario, my friend Doody and I stumble on the
ancient document announcing the debate whilst having tea in
a roadside dhaba in Paris(hell since im making things up why
donít I take a trip to some internationally expensive place).
Of course since the topic was very interesting we decided
to continue in the memory of the beloved tandoori martyrs.
warped sense of mind, my worthy opponent, is definitely
worse than a warped sense of hearing,” said Doody
holding his jacket, as if it were to prove the superiority
of his intellect over mine.
“How many! How many perverts roam the street of
our beloved city”, “Ah” I interject
“but how many of them are actually guilty of the
crime in relation to their perversion”.
you look at a girl you find attractive”, I continued
(the best way to shut your opponent is to not give him
a turn to speak), and “what are the chances you
are having perverse thoughts about her?”
chances, right? But exactly what lengths will you go
to, to actually commit a sexual misdemeanor against
her?” I said pointing my eyebrows at Doody.
wont do anything! I know” “but then it leaves
us with a small percentage of people who actually commit
the crime, which is an insignificant number against
the massed odds of the people with a warped sense of
“How so?” asked Doody
“Well for one instant lets say a guy says im getting
late and the other hears I’m getting LAID, his
first reaction will be congrats-with whom?” “Now
imagine the pandemonium that occurs, the first guy thinks
that the second guy has lost his marbles and is a real
hard ass for congratulating him on getting late, in
other words the first guy thinks that he likes seeing
him in trouble and refuses to talk to him, whilst on
the other hand the second guy thinks that by not telling
him about his erotic rendezvous he does not trust him
and he says “if this guy cant trust me, then he’s
not worth the friendship” sooo at that point and
further till these guys discover what happened, there
is absolute pandemonium!”
“So as you see when you have a warped thinking,
it is more or less bound to effect you, if it does at
all, but a warped hearing effects two people who influence
million other people in their sway, therefore causing
a larger impact of its warped ness (if there is such
a word) than what is done by a warped sense of mind”.
The argument stopped there due to reasons of a beautiful
girl we were ogling at (but we didn’t do anything!).
Doody is now pursuing a career in sound engg: and now
agrees that a warped sense of hearing is worse than
a warped sense of mind.