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gen-ThinkX

 

Every one of us products of a gen-ThinkX is very fond of thinking .. so here are a few thoughts to ponder. Think them over nicely.. some of them might hold keys to important philosophical questions ,some other probably are the result of college guys high on LSD. What ever they are, they sure are phunnny. Some I have assembled and some are the product of my ingenious mind also high on few things(I am not at liberty to say what, otherwise the aliens won’t pay me for the experiments they are conducting on me)

 

 


• If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? (I am not sure they could after all adultery is the only fun thing in adult life)

• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?




• Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

• Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

• This is a great one - Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

• Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

• If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? (too ggood)

• Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

• Why don't they just make mouse-flavoured cat food?
Tired of thinking ???? I know I am tired of writing . But what to do I need to get payed…

• Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

• Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

• If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? (doubly too good,you can tear ur hair out on that one)

• How come wrong numbers are never busy?(a gem)

• If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

• Why do they put locks on the doors of 24-hour stores?
I think I will stop now. One last question though .. if people have time to read this stuff then where the hell is this world going to???



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