critic-Not a bad profession .But it will
mean actually watching all that crappy movies (most
of the recent ones are) and shifting to a staple diet
of popcorns. And it’s probably the most competitive
and well occupied profession (with all the people
with failed dreams of an exciting career else where
and thinking that just because they can watch movies
without too much buttocks strain they have the right
to tell the people of a free country what to watch.)But
the extra perk would be meeting all those stars at
parties thrown by movie producers just to get on your
Qualification-Being able too sit in dark rooms watching
movies for hours without straining your eyes and not
feeling nauseated after having endless rounds of Pepsi
and popcorn every week.
Food critic: Here are a few words
u need to know and u are done. Repeat then through
the length of ur review prefixing and suffixing them
occasionally with obscure names of dishes.
Done to Perfection
To me this is the best of all critics (all that
free food).And it makes restaurant managers tremble
each time u come to dine. After all u don’t
need to be an anonymous viewer in a multiplex jotting
down mental notes. Just order all the expensive dishes.
Qualification - Childhood of gluttony.
Book critic -An ideal side profession
to being a movie critic, so that you can go to the
nearest movie rental and pick up the movie based on
the novel u are looking to review (who wants to lie
in bed and go through 350 pages of black “typewritten
tiny words” unless of course it is Nicole smith’s
or Monica Lewinsky’s autobiography. This one
is probably the most tedious of all the critics and
possibly also the least sought.
Qualification-Having spent a child hood sitting by
the basketball court reading Charles Dickens “The
Great Expectations” when all the other kids
were actually playing the stupid game.
Think it over and start brushing up all the reviews
by critics as critically as possible picking up the
subtle aspects of being a critic (I assure u there
aren’t many).Start practicing writing critical
reviews in ur chosen field and if ur views are the
exact opposite of 80% of people u ask to read ur writing
ur prospects are very bright indeed. Wishing u all
the best if u choose to heed any of my advice. While
I try my own hand at writing a movie review-Matrix-4
machines do the laundry.