An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his confession.

"Father, during World War II a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy.

I hid her in my attic."

The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess."

" Its worse, Father. she started to repay me with sexual favors."

" You were both in great danger, two people together under those circumstances act that way.

You are forgiven."

" Thank you, Father. Thats a great load off my mind.

But I have one more question." " And what is that?"

" Should I tell her the war is over?"

--Rob