An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China,
he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one
morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple
spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor.
doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders
some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor
says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian
VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very
little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and
says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up,
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no
known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a
The doctor replies, "Well it's
your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian
VD. Very rare disease."
The guys says to the doctor,
"Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do?
My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid
American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate.
Make more money, that way. No need to operate!"
thank God!" the man replies.
the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick
fall off by itself!