Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident.
Jim goes to heaven
and Johnny goes to hell.
One day Jim looks down at Johnny
Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde on his
Jim gets pissed off, so he goes to God and says,
I think I want to go to hell.
Just look at my friend
" God says, "Look closer. The beer
has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesnt."