Ghost tatti (s h i t ) : The kind where you feel the
tatti come out, but there is no tatti in the toilet.
Clean tatti : The kind where you tatti it out, see it in the toilet,
but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet tatti : The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still
feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
and underwear so you wont ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave tatti : This happens when youre done tatti-ing and youve
pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to
tatti some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-tatti : The kind where you strain so much
to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy tatti : Its so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker tatti : The kind of tatti you have the morning after a long
night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the
bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log tatti : The kind of tatti that is so huge youre afraid to
flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn tatti : Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-tatti tatti : The kind
where you want to tatti but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart
a few times.
Spinal Tap tatti : Thats where it hurts so badly coming out, you would
swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks tatti (The Power Dump) : The kind that comes out of your
butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid tatti : The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your
butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican tatti : It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise tatti : Youre not even at the toilet because you are sure
youre about to fart, but oops.......a tatti!!!
The Dangling tatti : This tatti refuses to drop into the toilet even
though you know you are done tatti-ing it. You just pray that a shake
or two will cut it loose.