One night, the cop was making his routine
night patrol. As he pulls up the main street, he finds two
trucks parked in the middle of the road with the lights
on and the doors wide open.
He decides to go and investigate. As he climbs up into
the first truck he sees that it’s empty. He thinks
to himself..."Maybe they're in the other truck conferring
over a map." So he takes a look in the second truck
and sees it's empty also.
As he's walking back to the patrol car to call for a tow
truck, he hears sounds coming from underneath one of the
trucks. He shines his light and sees two truck drivers,
Banta on his knees and Santa kneeling behind him going at
it.
The inspector says "Hey! You can't do that here in
the middle of the road. It's illegal!"
Santa says, "You don't understand. My friend was having
a heart attack."
The inspector replies, "That's not what you do for
a heart attack. You're supposed to give mouth to mouth rescucitation!"
To that Santa says, "I did! That’s how it's
started!"
