A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been
kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks
He finds a young couple in bed.
He gets the guy out of
bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and
starts kissing her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the
While he is there, the husband tells his wife:
this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent
a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I
saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants to go all the way,
dont resist, dont complain, just do what he tells you, give him
satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he
will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
To which the
wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if
we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love
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