Three gay men died, and were going to be
cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home
at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to
do with the ashes.
The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going
up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."
The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman,
so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover,
I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so
he can tear my ass up just one more time."