|Home For All Eternity
greets him : "Welcome Mr. Gates, we`ve been waiting for you.
will be your home for all eternity. You`ve been selfish , greedy
and a big liar all your life.
Now, since you`ve got me in a good
mood, I`ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in
which you`ll be locked up forever.
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake
of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.
He then takes him to a massive colloseum where thousands of people
are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes
Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine
sitting on a table.
To Bill`s delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says"I`ll take this option."
Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after
As he truns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
"That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer :
"Why did you give him the
best place of all!"
"That`s what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
"The bottle has a hole in it!"
||"What about the PC?"
"It`s got Windows
95!" laughed Satan.
"And it`s missing three keys,"
"Which three ? "
"Control,Alt and Delete."